What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!

Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.

This empty nest syndrome of yours is getting a little out of hand.

Mom juss wants to feel needed, dats awl.

Oh, good you're sending it back. I'll get the tape.

Ai'll also inform da postman.

...AN BRING HOME MOAR TOONA IN CASE WE HAS ZOMBIE POKALIPS! OR YUR SISTUR'S KIDS COME VISIT. SAEM THING.

Iss always best to be prupared.

this is why i hate kids

Ai will hab mai revenge.

Yes, the baby is here I'm sitting on him.

he wuz askin fer it, rly.

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