Couldn't yoo grade on a curve oar sumfing else?!
Your artwork is flat and uninspired; executed with poor technique and no respect for the intelligence of the observer.
It needs tu be high kwalitee. Ai'm hyuge in da art wurld.
Now hold still while I judge you.
Ai'm gonna need a secund oppinyun.
If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!
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