Dafuq did you just say about my sweater?!

Doan't yoo say ANYFING ABOUT MAH SWETTUR.

YOU DRIVE LIKE MY GRANDMA

Road raeg comes in awl sizes an shapes.

Ur face looks like a submarine.

Kitteh needs to work on his insults.

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M INBRED

Hao dare u be so direspekful ob mai culture.

idiot you know nothing of my culture

Yoo awr completely inconsidderate.

Do the world a favor and kindly return to the primordial swamp from whence you oozed.

Leeb nao or ai shall tawnt yoo again a seccond tiem.

MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE STAND.WHO IS THE HOTTEST CAT IN THE LAND? WHO IS HOT? I KNOW NOT! BUT IF WE'RE TALKING FAT, YOU GOT A LOT!

Hao rood.