Yeah. LIKE YOU DON'T!

u jus cawt meh off gard!

Dennis hasn't been able to sit properly since the thermometer incident.

jus wun moar reezun 2 hayt teh vet.

When I said I wanted domination, this isn't what I meant.

teh wurld! I ment teh wurld!!

This is exactly what it looks like

... iz it a hug?

That awkward moment you decide to look....

wutever u doez, doan stayr.