i look amazin in a mirror
I don't care if I'm letting air conditioning out and flies in. I need time to decide whether I'm in or out.
Its so hot out here... but so cold in there...
Monorail Cat pulls in for a front end alignment
itz importint 2 alwayz keep ur monorail kitteh in gud condishun!
I'm in yur lens kyootin up awl yur fotos!
datz bettur dan teh alternatifz, ai guess.
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