Awww, look! someone tied a little bell on Doofus. Now when he fails to catch anything again, he can blame it on the bell.
He's gawt it where it cownts, tho.
U fassinate meh wif ur stupids
Sumbuddy needs to check dere intelligens.
Your IQ test results came back. They're negative.
Wee beleeb it mite be da result ob dat trajic accident.
It took Ralph six minutes to realize the balloon wasn't going to come back.
Will u nebber learn??