My retaliation will be swift.
Jelly There's jelly on the ceiling
Wait... has it been up dere since De Insident??? But dats been munths...
DO NOT ASK HOW MONEY GOT HERE. JUST CONTINUE DELIVERING THOSE "PACKAGES" FOR ME.
ai swayrz ai iznt doin anyfing illeeglol...
I seriously have no idea how this happened
aifinkso it mite b karma.
Teh seekrit tew flyin' iz... lernin' how tew fro yerself at teh grownd an miss...
sew itz kinda liek fallin wif stylol?
Iz nawt dat I duzzent know how to walk. Iz dat I iz a BICTIM OB GRABBITY.
u needz 2 lern 2 mastur grabbity, kitteh!
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