Ahhh, domestik bliss.
George, Honey? Did you forget to close the basement door... again?
Praise Basement Cat! PRAISE HIM SO HE'LL SPARE US.
You're upstaging me, honey.
Ai require awl attenshun... at awl times.
Honey, I think we need to get new dryer sheets... The kittens are sticking to my pants again.
mebbe u jus needz sum noo clothez!
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