Come out little puppy. I won't hurt you.

Um... ai doan't kno if ai can trust dat kitteh.

ai playz hidez 'n sneekz

Kitteh, yoo awr awfully gud at hiding. Can we play Red Rober next insted?

nobody findz meh here.

Cats awr espeshully gud hiders. Nawt so much gud reeders.

You know you're a kitteh person when you just accept that your bed looks like this after you've made it.

kittehz alwayz get 2 b in teh bed. alwayz.

Man, that is one ticked-off Chihuahua!

ai wunder wai hez so upset...