Qwit crackin' yer knuckles, kitteh!
"Mom, you're making me miss the best part of the movie!"
Ai'm big enuff to watch dis one! Ai juss know it!
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AI KNEW IT WUD HAPPEN! U DIDN'T BELEEB ME BUTT(!) AI KNEW!!!
Ai is an adrennalin junkee.
You want to wash your hands...In here?
What's wrong, is your tongue broken?
A tongue is a kitteh's fayebrit tool.
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