You'll look fabulous soon enough!
Ai haff a few ideas on wut ai cud do wib dis sweatur...
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hairball!
Why, no. No, I am not a member of the hair club for men.
Please to nawt maek obvious jokes.
Get a hair cut they said...
It'll look nice they said...
Don't kill us they said.
Peepol tell awl kinds ob lies.
Brush my hair, they said It will feel good, they said
Ai'm familiar wid awl kinds ob brushes. But dis is da worst.
Dollar store creme rinse. Ya gets what ya pays for.
Srsly, stop laffing. GUISE. STOP LAFFING.