Why, no. No, I am not a member of the hair club for men.
Please to nawt maek obvious jokes.
Get a hair cut they said...
It'll look nice they said...
Don't kill us they said.
Peepol tell awl kinds ob lies.
Brush my hair, they said It will feel good, they said
Ai'm familiar wid awl kinds ob brushes. But dis is da worst.
Dollar store creme rinse. Ya gets what ya pays for.
Srsly, stop laffing. GUISE. STOP LAFFING.
IT WUZZN'T FUNNEE DEN AN ITS NAWT FUNNEE NAO.
David Bowie's wig from Labyrinth suddenly took on a life of its own.
Maek wae foar da homo superior!!
Hooman thought I shed too much... I thought hooman existed too much.
Mai revenj will be swifft.
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