IF I HEAR A POORLY-PLAYED 'SMOKE ON THE WATER' ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYTHING.
No seriously, don't quit your day job to pursue your music.
Srsly, its pretty bad.
I shall plai yoo teh song ob mai peepl. Purrpaer yorsalf fur a screechy, scrachy fast fud yowlin' gud tiem.
Ai also taek rekwests.
I thought you said this thing came with a toona?!?
Wat gud is this thing for anyways?!
opening chords to Smoke on the Water
Ai doan't taek requests. Onlee praise.
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