Where did you FIND that ensemble?!
I dunno! I just asked if he wanted some milk and the poor little thing fainted!
Can't say ai doan't blaem him.
Ya wasn't 'posed tah see dis
Gasp! Mai sensubiluties!
Yep. The vet turned you into a girl.
Dis. Is. A. Trajudee.
yeah, baby girl what? no, I can talk
Naw, gurl, yoo kno imma lub yoo forebbur an stuff.
After the first trip to the vet, the Baxter's added an "e" to the name on the bowl.
datz teh worst vet nooz ai haz eber herd!!
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