We're gonna need the cops, EMS, the Fire Department, A large crane and fifty pounds of tuna!

Truss me. Ai'b seen a lawt ob big things in mai lief.

Gulliver's cat loved to terrorize the Lilliputians waiting for the 8:15 commuter train.

Dose liddl guiz iz pretty tastee!

I have no idea what planet this is, but I want to go there...

kittehz r teh best ob all steedz!