Get rid of the dog and they're yours
aifinkso datz a pwetty gud paymint plan.
Get the chloroform again, Wiggles, the hoomin is starting to coming to.
go bak 2 sleep nao, hoomin frend...
screw exercise let's get a pizza!
pizza fixez eberyfing!
Wut? I superglued my shadow to me so it won't get lost.
shadoez can b bery trixee fingz!
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