Ugh I can never figure out how to put these things together.

Okay, who put the couch over my portal to the underworld?

Its hard bein a basement cat sumtymes.

Oscar followed the directive to stay off the furniture.

Hoo duzn't liek a good sit?

please be silent.i'm listening for a heartbeat.it's not looking good.i think this couch has just about expired.

Gud riddens to bad couches, ai say.

No worries feng shui kitten fix it

Much bettar flow nao.

Not quite bad enough for the basement, or good enough for the ceiling... Randall had to settle for Couch Cat.

Ai hab eyes onlee foar you, couch.

But how am I supposed to lose my toys under the furniture now?

Dis bettur hab a sadisfaktury outcome.