please be silent.i'm listening for a heartbeat.it's not looking good.i think this couch has just about expired.
Gud riddens to bad couches, ai say.
Oscar followed the directive to stay off the furniture.
Hoo duzn't liek a good sit?
Not quite bad enough for the basement, or good enough for the ceiling...
Randall had to settle for Couch Cat.
Ai hab eyes onlee foar you, couch.
No worries feng shui kitten fix it
Much bettar flow nao.
But how am I supposed to lose my toys under the furniture now?
Dis bettur hab a sadisfaktury outcome.
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