"So you don't has thumbs either."
Doan't worree. Ai hab a plan abowt dat.
I will hug you, squeeze you, And shred you to tiny bits and pieces.
Ai'll feed yoo and make shure you has a warm and comfotable an then ai will slaughter yoo.
Ai will always lub my best friend!
can i keep him pleez
Ai'll feed him an ebbrything!
Dragons give good chin scratchies
Ai keep him in line, doan't worree.
I AMZ YUR FREND. LIVES LONG AN PROSPERZ.
DON'T BE A HERO, KITTEH SPOCK!
Real men head boop with kittens.
Yoo woan't mind if ai just wipe dis, rite?