Maybe I can whip up some gravy...
Om nom brains nom.
Maybe we should talk about it for a bit, and then get cozy and watch a movie? That sounds pretty nice to me.
Its tiem foar a rescyoo mishun!
"So you don't has thumbs either."
Doan't worree. Ai hab a plan abowt dat.
I will hug you, squeeze you, And shred you to tiny bits and pieces.
Ai'll feed yoo and make shure you has a warm and comfotable an then ai will slaughter yoo.
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