Son, we need to talk... I found your catnip

Doan't try an come up wib annee excyooses, nao, son.

I FOUND my happy place!!

Much tastier den mai lunch.

i found the problem somebody filled the engine with parts

dat stil duznt esplayn hao teh car gawt totaled, tho.

Reed meh teh part ob yur diary ware yu finded meh an cudnt liv wiffowt meh!

reed it urself, smarteh kitteh!

We found your pills and split them P.S. Your cat and wife are moving to Mars

datz sum gud stuff u had der!

We found him in the park! Can we keep him?

he eben liekz it wen we petz him!

Ensign kitteh to da bridge: I haz found a tribble, climbin da wallz.

dat seemz most illojiklol 2 meh.