Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.

You need to eat more Weetabix, hoomin. I still need materials to finish the billiard room and the library.

Fort-buildin is seeriuss bizness.

U go 2 work nao, hoomin Ai holdz down da fort, k?

Ai'll be patient, ai promiss.

DARE YOU TO MAKE A FORT THEY SAID BET YOU FAIL, THEY SAID

Nobuddy can challenge mai fort skillz.