I MUST GO. MY PEOPLE NEED ME.
Importunt bizness awaits!!
There was a fly... The point is I got it.
Juss turn a blind eye.
In my defense...there was a fly.
It wuz hideyuss anyways.
Oh dere iz FLY in belubbed hooman's milk. Dere. I sank it.
Yoo scratch my back, ai'll scratch yors.
Remember to pack my catnip ball, my feather ont he stick and the dog in case I want to smack something jus' cuz I feel like smacking something.
By da way, hao long has it been since u went on vacayshun?
Whatcha gonna do with it now that it's dead?
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