So this is what my life is now.
Its bad enough I have to go - I'm not gonna make requests while I'm there.
What!?...... Fixed!!?? What's Broken!?
Say it aint sew!!
Yep. The vet turned you into a girl.
Dis. Is. A. Trajudee.
Sometimez I jus liek ta pretend it neber happend.
My poor harbles. It wuz sew trajic.