Cat's gotta eat, after all.
And don't try and pull any of that "I fed you an hour ago" crap!
Yoo ain't da boss ob me!
Look at all those young humans wasting their time going to school when they could be petting and feeding me.
An ennui. Ai has it.
HOLY CRAP! That thing is huge! That would feed me for at least... a day or two.
I mean, maybe three days if I starve myself...
Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you
And if yoo won't feed me, ai'll do it maiself...
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