Wen ai see her change mai litterbox DEN ai'll be impressed with your new sea cow.

You've had enough. You're getting kitty cankles.

Watch yoar diet, kitteh.

Slide dat cheezeburger over heer.

Behold Harold: Lazy Champion of da Univers.

Invisible Beach Ball

Anywun up foar a visible beech partee?

It's all muscle, muscle and Cheetos

Nao ai juss needs a partner in crime.

U alreddy sed ai waz wurth my weight in gold. No needz tu chek.

On dat note... can we eeben trust dis fing?

Uh, sorry, I got no idea what happened to the smoked ham you left out on the table.

Whutteber maed u think that.