In the interest of good taste, I cannot let you wear these in public.

Dese shoes fell flat, IMO.

I like it. It's me.

Dis wig is simply DIVINE!

Chinchilla? Heavens, no... This is 100% Chihuahua!

Doan't yoo know fur is murrdurr, kitteh?!

I'm in ur early 90's... Messin' with ur bad fashion

Totally rad-ih-cuhl, dood!

Fur? Too mainstream. I prefer to flaunt my excellent bone structure.

Werk it, kitteh!

NO ONE LIKE CROCS I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR

juss call me da fashun police.

How can I sit like this? How can YOU go out looking like that?

at leest u smellz bettur dan u lukz.