It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.

Yep. Dat is deffenetlee da troof.

What? It's not the hand that feeds me.

Oh YOU, basement cat! Ai can nebber beleeb you.

OHAI . . . ummm . . . da kibbles wuz tryin to askapes frum da bowl . I iz juss HERDIN dem .

doan let dem git awayz!

ai is NOT shy ai is jus interested in botany

an tree iz a crowd, az dey sayz.

U reedz to much anywaiz.

an all ob dese r oberdoo, anywayz.