There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
Ai hab awlways lubbed da sea.
What makes you think I got in the flour?
itz ceiling kitteh mayk-up, ai swayr!
Yu puts my baff on LOLcats? Fine. I puts your baff on Failblog.
revenj iz a dish bestest servd on teh interwebz.
looks like the last of the snow is almost gone. they'll probably find the dog now.
sumtiemz hidin teh evidense jus iznt enuff...
Now you see why I'm having identity issues
but at leest dis owtfit maykz meh feel prettehz.
By the body art tattooed on his feet we can tell this bunny was the victim of gang violence.
but wich gang cud it hab been... ?
Stunned that he had been caught & surrounded by the evidence of his crime, Martin could not even speak ... as the victim was still in his mouth.
wel, diz is a bit embarasin...
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