An maybee sum joose?

mommah says if ai has payshuns ai can has nuggets... ai do nots see eber one, do u?

Doan't worry, da chicken is cool wib it.

I've been waiting here all day and still no Cadbury eggs!

...Sumday...

Give a cat a chicken, it will eat for a day...

Itz nawt an ez prosess 2 lern tbh...

Come quickz - ur cabage has laid eggz

dey iz gunna obertayk mai fortress!