I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.
Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.
This empty nest syndrome of yours is getting a little out of hand.
Mom juss wants to feel needed, dats awl.
I can't believe I let them do this to me.
Ai will get mai revenj.
omg don't put me on facebook
Wut if sumwun saw me liek dis?!
Meanwhile at the Cat Fanciers Association
it duznt werk fer eberykitteh, tho.