I haz bad dae, I'ze jus needz to vent a littel.
Ai swares, Da lamp jumped! It was depwessed wif its dark thawts.
two tips for yewr birfdai forgit tha past, you can't change it. forgit tha present, I didn't git yew one.
Yewd be sad 2, ifs yew hadz a Bownty on UR hed.
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LOLcat by: bunnied816
Not ONE of these cats could answer the riddle. They were totally stumped.