I heard dat. I duzzent know whut it meant, but I is ready to take offense.

Ai hope ai get sumfin outta dis.

Yeah. LIKE YOU DON'T!

u jus cawt meh off gard!

Don't bark at me again. Got it?

dis iz ur last warnin!

Don't even think about it.

find ur oan playce 2 perch!

...and this is why we don't send out family pics at Christmas.

fingz doan run in mai family. dey jus run frum mai family.

I don't get it. It works for that little kid.

iz ai doin sumfin rong?

IT´S OKAY, DONT CALL HIM ILL TAKE HIS FOOD

itz nawt liek he needz it, anywayz.