I heard dat. I duzzent know whut it meant, but I is ready to take offense.
Ai hope ai get sumfin outta dis.
Yeah. LIKE YOU DON'T!
u jus cawt meh off gard!
Don't bark at me again. Got it?
dis iz ur last warnin!
Don't even think about it.
find ur oan playce 2 perch!
...and this is why we don't send out family pics at Christmas.
fingz doan run in mai family. dey jus run frum mai family.
I don't get it. It works for that little kid.
iz ai doin sumfin rong?
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