you left the lid up. Again.
I'll be sleeping right here next to your pillow tonight.
Nuffin liek a totally soaked bed to lull yoo to sleep...
Well, apparently I AM a dirty little girl after all.
Dis is da wurst. DA WURST.
just add handle
Maek your cleening expeerience a memorubble wun!
Dis you know that there is a whole civilization of dust bunnies under the couch that think I am the earthly incarnation of their god?
Finully, ai get da respect ai desurv!
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