Its not quite Wu Tang style, but its close.

In my defense...there was a fly.

It wuz hideyuss anyways.

the aliens are coming I brought supplies

Dis shud keeps us saef.

dangit! they taped it shut this time!

De goggie and ai hab a score we needs tu settle!

What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!

Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.

Well, he shouldn't have startled me.

Sum surprises awr beddur dan udders.