Its not quite Wu Tang style, but its close.
the aliens are coming I brought supplies
Dis shud keeps us saef.
dangit! they taped it shut this time!
De goggie and ai hab a score we needs tu settle!
What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!
Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.
Well, he shouldn't have startled me.
Sum surprises awr beddur dan udders.