Listen, I know our deal was for the soul of your firstborn, but I'm willing to settle for $20 and a case of tuna.
Dere's gotta be an eesier way.
Get rid of the dog and they're yours
aifinkso datz a pwetty gud paymint plan.
Sorry, can't let you go. Tortoise paid me off.
he toldz me he had 2 leevz u in teh dust.
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