Don't trust those claws. Just don't.
This tank is defective. It won't move and the gun won't shoot.
I am a fors ob military dominunse.
fatal attraction She will NOT be ignored!
Dat Glen Close was pretty secksy back in da dae.
Have u hadz yo koffee? Iz it safe to kumz out?
Did yoo at leest get a gud nite ob rest? Ai reely can't tell.
Trust me. I am not someone with whom you wish to trifle.
Ai can hit yoo where it hurtz.
AI PRTENDS IZ GLAESHER CLIMER IZ IN DANGROUS CRAVASS
nawt eben ice kan stawp meh nao!
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