Don't trust those claws. Just don't.
This tank is defective. It won't move and the gun won't shoot.
I am a fors ob military dominunse.
fatal attraction She will NOT be ignored!
Dat Glen Close was pretty secksy back in da dae.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tribble with a piranha?
A: You get outa here. Quickly.
Have u hadz yo koffee? Iz it safe to kumz out?
Did yoo at leest get a gud nite ob rest? Ai reely can't tell.
Trust me. I am not someone with whom you wish to trifle.
Ai can hit yoo where it hurtz.
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