Ai hab rights, yoo know!
Dang, dere's a lawt ob lego around here.
looks like the last of the snow is almost gone. they'll probably find the dog now.
sumtiemz hidin teh evidense jus iznt enuff...
Step 1: Push Frank out the window Step 2: Dial 911 and explain what the dog just did.
teh goggie iz a perfikt scaypgoat!
Stunned that he had been caught & surrounded by the evidence of his crime, Martin could not even speak ... as the victim was still in his mouth.
wel, diz is a bit embarasin...
I saw what you did. And you'd do best to bring me large quantities of the tuna reserved for the Japanese Imperial family if you don't want me to tell your wife about it.
tuna kan mayk all ur problumz go awayz.
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