Cough cough. I think I have the black lung, pops. You're just gonna have to dote on me for the rest of the day.
heres a present in exchange for the pedicure... KACK!
Doan't yoo dare cawl dis fashun. DIS IS TORCHUR.
Righteous hairball, eh?
Ai can couff up sum reely impressib stuff wen ai put mai mind tu it.