The 'Hoover' attachment was Bob's best idea yet! Now, he could inhale every last crumb.
See? Nawt awl vacuums are ebil!
"Okay, start fillin' it with beer!"
Noo pledges awl need to do da cone challenge!!
HIC Dese martini holders iz ahsum!
Ai'll hab a martini, up. Hic.
Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?
It seems onlee fair.