This is my friend Jean's cat Albert. Albert got an owie. Albert got shaved and the cone of shame. Albert is not having the best day.
The 'Hoover' attachment was Bob's best idea yet! Now, he could inhale every last crumb.
See? Nawt awl vacuums are ebil!
"Okay, start fillin' it with beer!"
Noo pledges awl need to do da cone challenge!!
HIC Dese martini holders iz ahsum!
Ai'll hab a martini, up. Hic.