The 'Hoover' attachment was Bob's best idea yet! Now, he could inhale every last crumb.
See? Nawt awl vacuums are ebil!
"Okay, start fillin' it with beer!"
Noo pledges awl need to do da cone challenge!!
im picking up signalz from da mothership
Ai hab reesun to beleeb dese hoomans awr MALICIOUS.
HIC Dese martini holders iz ahsum!
Ai'll hab a martini, up. Hic.
Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?
It seems onlee fair.
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