Bring your computer back! This hunk o' junk's an antique! Much like yourself!
Feeeeeels guuuuuuud, maaaaan.
Comfort is relative, you know.
You were right. This is a bored game.
Did ai win?
Oscar followed the directive to stay off the furniture.
Hoo duzn't liek a good sit?
It's laundry day Let's lie down right here
Ah, yes. Da onlee paper ai will nebur shred.