Can we be done having fun now?

If nawt, ai can maek mai own kind ob fun.

it's feed a cold, starve a fever i gonna needs ice cream, cheezburger, double pepperoni pizza, chicken tacos, sauteed pork chops and some Hawaiian punch to wash it down oh, and bring me the tv remote and Little House of the Prairie dvds i loves dat Nellie Oleson, she so bad

At leest iss nawt a stomach floo.

It took me a long time to teach them their job is to keep me warm and comfy.

Aah, dis is da lief.

You know Spring has arrived when your mom lets you go outside without your jacket.

Don't want tu gib peoplol the wrong impresshun tho.