If you didn't want me up here why did you make it so awesome?
OH THAT'S JUST GREAT! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HONE MY CLIMBING SKILLS WHEN YOU WON'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL CONTRACTOR? MR CHEAPSKATE!
Doan't worree, ai know a guy.
i wanna bee teh slippurs dis tiem, yoo be teh cloggs
aifinkso u iz boaf birkenstuck.
Honey, the Evil you ordered has arrived and it's just opened the box by itself. I'll be hiding in the closet.
bewayr teh evil kittehz!!
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