OH THAT'S JUST GREAT! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HONE MY CLIMBING SKILLS WHEN YOU WON'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL CONTRACTOR? MR CHEAPSKATE!

Doan't worree, ai know a guy.

As hard as it is to believe, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Sumdae ai'll master da tree.

Grabiteez? I don't need no grabiteez. I don't conform tu teh laws ob uniberse, uniberse mus conform tu mai whims.

Ai am lord ob spaece an time!!

tu catch teh skwirl... yu must unnastand teh skwirl to unnastand teh skwirl... yu must become teh skwirl

iz ai doin it rite?

Man, that is one ticked-off Chihuahua!

ai wunder wai hez so upset...

Ensign kitteh to da bridge: I haz found a tribble, climbin da wallz.

dat seemz most illojiklol 2 meh.