Oh cats. They are just so sassy.

At leest he's nawt playing 'stawp hitting yerself'.

Ai meen, ai GUESS dere's sum good parts.

Edumacating an forming yung mindz iz like twying tu mold a soap bubbul.

Those whoo can't do, teech. Those whoo can't teech, teech gym.

GRANDPA, TELL US BOUT TEH GUD OLD DAIS. OK, WUT DO U WANTS 2 KNOE BOUT 2009?

Grampa, yoo kinda old...

My consolation is that they're going to sell her children and then they'll take her to the vet just like they did to me.

Tragic, ai kno.

What? It's hooman childeh's birfday party...? OK, I reddies now!

Helmets maek ebberyfing safer.