Why can't people just GIVE me the best food?

That doesn't mean he's not family, though.

Ai'b awlways been a hit wib da chicks.

mommah says if ai has payshuns ai can has nuggets... ai do nots see eber one, do u?

Doan't worry, da chicken is cool wib it.

I told you to get turkey flavored, not chicken flavored. How in the HECK can he tell the difference?

SHUN! YOO DESERVE TO BE SHUNNED FOAR DIS ATTROCITY!

The dog is here for dinner? GOOD! I love dogs!! They taste just like chicken!

Mmmmmmm tastes liek victory.

Onwerd, mai barnyard steed!!

Yip Yip! Onward! Go forwurd! Hao do u get dis thing tu go again?