Have you changed your mind about the vet yet?

V-v-vet?!

DE-GINGERFICATION UNIT

The onlee cure foar gingervitus.

Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...

Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.

Transformation to KickAss Cowboy: 4% Complete

Wait, duz this meen ai get a hat??!

Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.

U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.

CHANGE IT BACK! CHANGE IT BACK!!!!

Damm dat grabbity switch!!

I c'n fix ur computer, but teh oil change will be extra.

u shur u noez wut ur doin, kitteh?