I IZ SORRY I CANT HEAR U
prolly fer teh bettur, tbh.
Ai noes ai cant reed but gibs meh cwedit for habbing da buk rite side upz.
kittehz mayk reedin teh mostest fun!
Okay, so where DID I stash the catnip?
itz alwayz a slippurree sloap...
what a minute you can't set fire to the rain!
altho ai reely wishez u cud.
Sorry, can't let you go. Tortoise paid me off.
he toldz me he had 2 leevz u in teh dust.