....wait. Whaddooyoo meen ai can get a bawks for free?!
Honey, I hit the sale of the century today! Buy two, get one free!
Ai wanna get in awn da bargains too!
The Purr Module - standard equipment for cat lovers.
Unfortunately he may not meet most safety requirements.
LOLKitteh hand puppets available in stores near you now!
Ebbereebuddy lieks puppets!
End clutter with Space Saver Cats, call now and we'll throw in a free scissors and a free Sham Wow.
Hooray foar purchasin' power!
You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog
Srsly. Taek ur pik.
Great I have her subdued! Grab her purse and get her credit cards!
Ai kno wuts on mai wishlist.