Uh oh. Emayl frum Business Cat. Wants to no why proffut marjuns ar in teh toylet. Ize tel him iz cuz littur boks nawt get cleened.

Tiem tu get back tu wurk.

please don't make me wear that collar with the little bell again. i feel much more civilized like this.

Peepol taek me srsly wen I waer dis!

College Cat Hoping to Get Business Cat's Internship

Ai am a vurry hard wurker!